Dragon's Lair Penthouse
Honestly? This one's my favorite to show guests. The carved stone fireplace alone took our craftsmen three months, and those floor-to-ceiling windows looking out at Whistler's peaks... you'll get why dragons pick mountaintops.
Elven Forest Retreat
We brought in actual living trees for this suite - yeah, real ones growing through the design. The hanging garden terrace is where most guests end up spending their mornings with coffee. Kids absolutely lose it over the hidden reading nooks.
Knight's Keep Suite
Got genuine replica medieval armor standing guard in here. The four-poster bed's modeled after ones from 14th century castles, but don't worry - the mattress is definitely 21st century comfort.
Wizard's Tower Chamber
Circular room at the top of our east tower with a working telescope. We've got antique books lining the walls and this awesome spiral staircase. Photographers can't get enough of this spot.
Dwarf Mountain Hall
Rough-hewn stone walls and dark wood beams make this feel like you're deep in the mountains. The built-in bunk area's perfect for kids who want their own little cave hideout.
Enchanted Cottage Room
Cozy doesn't even begin to cover it. Window seats overlooking the gardens, hand-painted murals on the walls, and this cute little breakfast nook. It's what fairy tales would look like if they had modern plumbing.
Mystic Oracle Chamber
Tapestries everywhere, ambient lighting that changes colors (you control it with an app), and yeah, we included a crystal ball on the desk. Just for fun. People love taking photos with it.
Royal Castle Suite
This is the big one. Two bedrooms, a separate living area with a legit throne chair (go ahead, sit in it), and a dining space that seats six. We've hosted marriage proposals, anniversary celebrations, and one couple who just wanted to feel like royalty for a weekend. Mission accomplished every time.
